Well hey there, neighbor! Come on in to Modern Hillbillies swanky, funky, moonshine-brewin' Private Backwoods Camp!

We're glad you're here. Yes, seriously. Like, 24/7/365 seriously.

CAMP FOUNDERS 25 OFFER!

The first 25 that sign up will get FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP.

Joining today means you'll always get first-crack notifications of our partner deals, special events, and exclusive membership opportunities. That's like being the early-morning robin and getting that fat worm at dawn.

For the FAQ page and to learn more click here.

Note: Once we fill up the Camp Founders 25 community, we're gonna start charging a small membership access fee of $10 per month (or $100 annually). Now's the time to join up!

Become a Camp Founder today by emailing modern.hillbillies(at)gmail.com; put "Camp Founder 25" in the subject line.